disasterlydeed

Search for a member

disasterlydeed

36Fucked!

  • Town/Country : West Palm Beach, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5655
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About disasterlydeed : I'm honestly just here to laugh at my favorites that's it.
If it matters, I'm an advertising/public relations junior and I'm probably obsessed with Sailor Moon and hot DILFs
And yes this photo is rlly me

Am I the only 20something on this site lol

disasterlydeed's page activity

Visits<b>big_sam1991</b> - yesterday at 11:04am<b>Captobvious19</b> - the 12/07/2016 at 4:57am<b>magicdust95</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 8:48pm<b>dburton</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 1:12am<b>2simz</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 1:06am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 3:39am<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 10/10/2016 at 1:37am<b>Trollx</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 10:56pm<b>LeahBeeMee</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 11:45pm<b>omlmylifesucks</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 4:06pm<b>kcpestwick</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 3:01pm<b>slappygecko</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 8:42pm<b>tweak2011</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 5:38pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 11:01am<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 10:31pm<b>SuperDani</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 5:35am<b>erictdh</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 10:07am<b>penguinsgaming</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 4:34am

Fucked!<b>dburton</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 7:13am<b>LeahBeeMee</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 5:45am<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 3:54am<b>brookefails</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 10:58pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 1:14am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 10:10am<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 5:50am<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 3:43pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:42pm<b>jjhatter4</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:06am<b>kpohl</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:02am<b>DakotaEdwards</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 7:45pm<b>dadumtss</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 2:35pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 6:05am<b>Dino_Deanna</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 1:35am<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 7:16pm<b>Curls4life</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 8:36pm<b>Dune1988</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:00pm

disasterlydeed's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of disasterlydeed's badges

disasterlydeed's favorite FMLs

Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returns him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML

by children ain't pawns / 11/21/2016 at 10:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

by blue15564 / 09/26/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML

by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about it. My brother ended up saying "If god doesn't want me to jerk off, how come he made my knob the perfect shape to fit in my hand?" I burst out laughing and now we're both grounded. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2016 at 4:38am / Intimacy

Today, after being single for over five years, I was chatted up at the airport. Sadly, Prince Charming was a homeless guy who had very strong body odour, soiled trousers, a can of cheap beer and bugs in his dreads. He kissed my hand. I feel violated. FML

by charmed / 08/12/2016 at 4:53am / Love

Today, I had to get two teenagers to stop playing bumper cars with the electric scooters at the grocery store I work at. I'm seventeen, and they don't pay me enough for this. FML

by pat3212 / 08/11/2016 at 6:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML

by nightjay / 07/11/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML

by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation

Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML

by ugh / 07/04/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML

by nick / 06/26/2016 at 11:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML

by Ugh / 06/14/2016 at 4:41pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's been months since I graduated university. I still haven't managed to land a single interview. Meanwhile my brother recently woke up from a week long bender, realized he had no money for weed, went out, and 4 days later landed a well paid sales job 15 minutes from home. FML

by yamblam5 / 05/28/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I had a mini heart attack as my dad stopped in the middle of the street and said, "I wonder what'd happen if I just dropped my pants right now and started jerking it in front of all these motherfuckers." FML

by dad, please / 05/16/2016 at 1:37am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, I accidentally left my bedroom light on all day. When I got home, my mum screamed at me for wasting electricity. This is the same woman who leaves the TV on all day while she’s at work, all so our dogs have something to watch and won't be “bored”. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 10:56am / Miscellaneous

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous