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dirtynsweet
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 December 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have to find it and click on it with the pen. I also found out that my parents would sneak into my room at night, take it and play 'strip-globe'. FML

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On 01/25/2011 at 9:10am - intimacy - by Charlotte -

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

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On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

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On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

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On 01/24/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by andifalls -

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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On 01/23/2011 at 9:47pm - misc - by embarrassed2 (woman) - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

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On 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

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On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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On 10/01/2010 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

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On 10/01/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by T - Sent from mobile version

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

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On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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On 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

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On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

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On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)



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