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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 December 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 142707
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44065) - you deserved it (3677)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44065) - you deserved it (3677)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44065) - you deserved it (3677)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44065) - you deserved it (3677)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44065) - you deserved it (3677)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44065) - you deserved it (3677)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44065) - you deserved it (3677)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44065) - you deserved it (3677)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML

#2387828
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61759) - you deserved it (5032)

On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78889) - you deserved it (24282)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

#1683242
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57554) - you deserved it (20021)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54735) - you deserved it (317578)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54735) - you deserved it (317578)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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