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About dirton89 : Hi....
Bacon is better...that is all
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Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
Friday 5 February 2016