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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 February 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML


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On 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Belize (Belize)

Today, I noticed that my new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, "LOL". I have to work with her every day. FML


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On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today, I found out my extremely anti-war relatives hate me because they think I served in the Army, after hearing I was "a vet". I'm a veterinarian. FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 7:30pm - work - by the next james herriot (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I discovered I have epilepsy. 10 years ago, I told my mother about my frequent fits of vertigo, deja vu, nausea, flashes of memory and strange sounds, smells, and images, coupled with an other-worldly feeling. I thought they were holy visions. So did she. FML

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML


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On 11/11/2011 at 10:37am - animals - by Pk45 (man) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

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