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by booty backfire / 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by BustedEgo / 03/23/2014 at 1:31am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2014 at 6:05pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML
by emergencyroom / 03/15/2014 at 8:21am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, I started my first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were, "I have a good feeling about you, kid!" That would've been great if he hadn't said, "Although, the last time I had a good feeling, the guy died." right afterwards. FML
by Anon / 03/12/2014 at 8:11pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by DaggerHole / 03/06/2014 at 9:54am / Australia / Health
by Catuser / 03/05/2014 at 10:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by dyingangel246 / 03/05/2014 at 5:15am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class. One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation. She was serious. FML
by Biologyfacepalm / 03/03/2014 at 2:58pm / United States / Work
by adopted / 03/03/2014 at 10:55am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonytard / 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by ouch / 03/02/2014 at 3:44am / United States (Iowa) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/01/2014 at 3:30am / Australia / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…