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today ma boss came over to ma desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After aile, e sat on te edge of ma desk, noddd toward ma cest, and said in te same casual, ligteartd tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep tat up." mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53530) - you deserved it (12582)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
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I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146294)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today mah mother called me downstairs to give mehat I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down holds mah hands an with the gentlest most motherly expression on her face tells me "Honey if u ever come home pregnant I'll kill u an the baby." FML

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club . We cummed back to apartment and had sex . Afterward, we both fell asleep . I woke up and found 20 dollars on nightstand that wasn't there before . He thought I was a looool prostitute, and apparently a cheap one . FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably lyk to." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80010) - you deserved it (24756)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)



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