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by ANNIEDBD / 03/23/2012 at 5:44am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
by anon80214 / 05/30/2011 at 3:15pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 6:13am / India / Health
by tvaladie / 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, while on holiday in Morocco, I got arrested by a cop. “Sir, you were driving at 90 instead… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…