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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1074
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About dibdobs : Nerdy ventriloquist with unusually bad luck.

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Today I found out that I can get my grlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML

#19480957
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23065) - you deserved it (6703)

On 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, MY FIANCÉE INFORMED ME SHE'D INVITED HER EX-HUSBAND TO OUR WEDDING AT HER PARENTS REQUEST . REAL FML

#19480512
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23331) - you deserved it (1799)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm - love - by Tony (man) - United States

Today, my mom admitted tat te only reason se took me out 4 lunc was because se felt guilty over going on a massive sopping spree 4 my sister wile I was forced to stay ome alone. I tanked er 4 te Wendy's meal anyway. mega FML

#19478625
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (1819)

On 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Rebecca - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managd to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit mah wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife cummd running out to ask wat happend to the car. FML

#19478147
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21447) - you deserved it (2313)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:52am - health - by fhe - Puerto Rico

looool today I watched as neighbor walked to front lawn, looked me right in the eye, an pissed on mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (2938)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Taday I held up mah best friend with a looool lighter shaped like a gun , and jokingly accused him of sleeping with mah wife , only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49360) - you deserved it (5390)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't fine it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach fir a penny. I now have a family of cockroache living in my luggage. FML

#19476471
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23435) - you deserved it (2591)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by penny-dropping - United States

Taday I got home to fine our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbd by a Brony. FML

#19450814
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23886) - you deserved it (1880)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today.. . at mah grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance . It was mah teenage daughters looool arguing about what they get when I die .

#19337842
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24616) - you deserved it (2581)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, two drop dead gorgeou Australian asked me fir directions. Being so shocked by their beauty an accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21040) - you deserved it (9555)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, two drop dead gorgeou Australian asked me fir directions. Being so shocked by their beauty an accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21040) - you deserved it (9555)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, two drop dead gorgeou Australian asked me fir directions. Being so shocked by their beauty an accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21040) - you deserved it (9555)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Whila Hiking An Waaring Sandals, I Stubbad My Toa. This Wouldn't Hava Baan So Bad Had It Not Baan Into A Cactus With 3 Inch Thorns. FML

#19335625
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9849) - you deserved it (27390)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm - health - by Anon - United States

TODAY, I WAS YELLD AT FIR SMOKING AT A BUS STOP, BECAUSE A WOMAN DIDN'T APPRECIATE ME SMOKING BY HER CHILDREN. SHE DID THIS WHILE WAVING HER OWN LIT CIGARETTE IN MY FACE. FML

#19332280
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (4897)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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