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dfair1987
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma City, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 January 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 111
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dfair1987 : Nice guy looking for a few laughs. If you wanna know more message me I promise I don't bite.

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Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now bitch" from my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38073) - you deserved it (5529)

On 02/16/2014 at 2:37am - misc - by snowlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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