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devonnettnin

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devonnettnin

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About devonnettnin : Ehh to lazy to think

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Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57203) - you deserved it (14483)

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