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deviking's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

#21225823
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36619) - you deserved it (4075)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26946) - you deserved it (7974)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

#13403115
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28272) - you deserved it (3558)

On 10/11/2010 at 3:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84213) - you deserved it (20462)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33649) - you deserved it (146063)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

#1418421
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11524) - you deserved it (102304)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)



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