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destryyy
  • Town/Country : Fresno, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About destryyy : Hi my name is Destry! I loveeeee meeting new people and making new friends. Also I don't think anybody should be judged by appearance, because life is beautiful and life's a bitch. Death is ugly but it releases pain and relieves burdens. If you don't like me cool. Everyone has their opinions. There's 7 billion people on this planet I don't need to please you or get your approval. Like I give a fuck.

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Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44371) - you deserved it (2225)

On 04/25/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by neighbour hell - Norway (Vest-Agder)

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16214) - you deserved it (10687)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55874) - you deserved it (6787)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States



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