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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About desoxyn242 : I'm bi
Celebs I've met:
Matt Bomer
Ed Helms
Andy Dick
Dave Chappelle
Dane Cook
Conan O'brian
& I hope to meet more!

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Visits<b>ilikevideosgames</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 9:20pm<b>Issa_Sai</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 12:10am<b>Bibblejomin</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:54pm<b>qdawg06</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 3:04pm<b>townailz</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:11am<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:13pm<b>kaiboi702</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:46am<b>jackipdoc</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:43pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:32am<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:38pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:36pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:37pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:26pm<b>Halessssssd</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 10:08pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 9:55pm<b>waffleprincess18</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:33pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:54pm<b>zw5315</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 7:19pm

Fucked!<b>kaiboi702</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:46am<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 9:35am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 5:14pm<b>JoshArson</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 12:33pm<b>frenchie2000</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 11:55am<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 11:18pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 11:27am<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 5:53am<b>llalala</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 6:12am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 10:39pm<b>skyttlz</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 7:04am

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desoxyn242's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30445) - you deserved it (2367)

On 01/02/2015 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to have major oral surgery. Needless to say I am in need of some heavy pain medication. My pharmacist insists that my surgeon never called in my medicine, and my surgeon insists otherwise. This has been going back and forth for hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29239) - you deserved it (1962)

On 01/28/2013 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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