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About derpyshy : I'm a pop culture dork, film buff and a hobbyist writer.

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Today, my sister had me kicked out of her wedding reception for, in the words of her new husband, "harshing the buzz." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37754) - you deserved it (5168)

On 01/15/2014 at 10:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (44127) - you deserved it (4111)

On 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by #isthisthepoundkey? - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML


I agree, your life sucks (45079) - you deserved it (4901)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML


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On 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm - love - by UHM (man) - United States

Today, my mom is convinced that my cat is the reincarnation of Vincent van Gogh. Why? He sleeps under my sunflowers and is a ginger tabby cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36150) - you deserved it (2994)

On 08/25/2013 at 9:16pm - animals - by KatVanGogh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34264) - you deserved it (2870)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15013) - you deserved it (57875) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33452) - you deserved it (3988)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML


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On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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