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derpyshy
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 835
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About derpyshy : I'm a pop culture dork, film buff and a hobbyist writer.

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Visits<b>Paris25</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 5:25am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 8:02am<b>onyourleft</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 11:51am<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 10:04am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 8:41pm<b>Coconocococo</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 11:19am<b>blazingshot147</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 5:29pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 4:15pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 3:36pm<b>Winterborn253</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 2:08pm<b>914smv</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 4:14am<b>hotmessguy</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 4:09am<b>RaggedClown</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 8:28pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 12:41am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 9:01pm<b>yayhoo16</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 9:18pm<b>skullkiid</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 2:55am<b>BlueBaronBitch</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 5:42pm

Fucked!<b>blazingshot147</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 11:29pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 9:36pm<b>mauguster</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:55pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:05pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 7:09pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 7:45am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 4:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 1:48pm<b>TheInvisibleOne</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 2:41pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 3:56pm

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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids

Today, I tried to charge my phone at school by removing the socket for the fan. All the computers in the room turned off. I accidentally removed the power cables for the computers and got suspended. FML

by JoshWontonDo / 05/03/2016 at 11:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

Today, my 12 and 14 year olds told me they'll be doing whatever they like from now on and there will be no rules or bedtime, otherwise they'll tell their teachers that my husband and I abuse them. Where did I go wrong? FML

by Anonymous / 04/08/2016 at 5:43pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML

by itssomething / 03/01/2016 at 3:15pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 11:57am / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

by ApparentlyaPotato / 02/10/2016 at 12:08am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

by Asian / 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML

by moosemay / 01/19/2016 at 12:03pm / Germany (Bayern) / Kids

Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML

by PerturbedStudent / 12/09/2015 at 6:42pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my grandmother insisted that Mexicans sacrifice humans every year as part of their Catholic religion. The Swaggart guy on TV said so, and apparently, he can't be wrong, ever. FML

by wtfiswronghere / 12/08/2015 at 1:36pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

by Anonymous / 11/21/2015 at 4:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML

by why do eggs explode / 10/12/2015 at 5:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, my sister had me kicked out of her wedding reception for, in the words of her new husband, "harshing the buzz." FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2014 at 10:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

by [...] / 12/12/2013 at 9:28am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Kids

Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML

by #isthisthepoundkey? / 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm / United States (Florida) / Work