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About derpina15 : Well, I enjoy memes. I'm reading LOTR series. My three favorite shows are: Breaking Bad, The Office, and HIMYM and my lucky number is 15!

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Taday I Found Out The Fund-raiser Uncle Ran To Raise Money For His Cancer Treatment Was All A Sham, That He Doesn't Even Have Cancer, And That The Money Was To Fund A Coke Habit Nobody Knew He Even Had. FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27023) - you deserved it (1766)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

TODAY, MY ENTRE JUNIOR CLASS TOOK TE ACT. ON TE LAST TEST, A CLASSMATE'S PONE WENT OFF, AUTOMATICALLY INVALIDATING TEOLE TEST. WE ALL AVE TO RETAKE IT. FML

I moved to a big city , alone , from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't tat scary , I ailed first cab. Te driver spent te 30 minute ride from te airport telling me about ow ( sometimes , u just gotta soot a guy ) cuz if tey steal yur soes , tey deserve it. FML

#21366058
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27972) - you deserved it (2479)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

TADAY MAH MOM AND I WANT TO AXCHANGA A MASSIVA STUFFD ANIMAL, WHICH WAS MAANT 4 MAH NIACA. I WAS CARRYING IT WHAN I SAW A RAALLY HOT GUY LOOKING AT MA FUNNY. MY MOM SNICKARD AND TOLD HIM THAT I NAVAR GO ANYWHARA WITHOUT "GAORGA". MAGA FML

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On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)

Today my skinny co-worker complaind that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places because "your mass keeps u warm anyway". FML

#21288043
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32400) - you deserved it (4540)

On 10/29/2014 at 10:41pm - work - by OfficeFatty - United States

Today, it's te first birtday of te condom in my pocket!! FML

#21276832
89 comments

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On 10/13/2014 at 10:15am - intimacy - by badplacerightnow (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH BOSS DISCOVERD THAT I'M PRONE TO RANDOM FAINTING, DUE TO HYPOGLYCEMIA. HE HAS NOW NICKNAMD ME ( FAINTING GOAT ) AND MAKES RELENTLESS BLEATING NOISES EVERY TIME HE SEES ME. FML

#21275948
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30963) - you deserved it (2624)

On 10/12/2014 at 12:04am - work - by thecaptainmorgan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

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On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I'm staying with grandma and her older sister while parents are away!! It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest!! FML

#21253639
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35549) - you deserved it (3951)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

today I went on my frst date in 8 years!! While we were looking at the menu , the guy said: "So if your vegetarian , why're u so fat?" FML

#21241880
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42557) - you deserved it (6922)

On 08/20/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , I Told My Husband That I'm Jealous Of All The Other Girls Whose Husbands Always Take Pictures Of Them Together And Post Them Online!! He Responded By Posting A Picture Of Himself , With Me On The Toilet In The Background , Captioned "The Bitch On The Pot." FML

#21241016
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43722) - you deserved it (16621)

On 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was on tha couch taking a nap, it startad violantly shaking. I panickad and chasad my family outsida, convincad it was an aarthquaka. It was just tha cat trappad insida tha couch. raal FML

Today,hile out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice fir her !! Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it thehole time, just likehen I pick up my cat !! FML

Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML



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