Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

derp_taco

Online | Search for a member

derp_taco

14Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3396
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About derp_taco : I like tacos,I also play American Football #97 debate me if you want. Cheers
Derp Taco over and out
Follow me on Instagram @lynch_97
END TRANSMISSION

derp_taco's page activity

Visits<b>Stripes12345</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 1:58pm<b>tiggerlover100</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 11:12pm<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 8:15pm<b>denaeb123</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 7:39pm<b>Chellec2013</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 2:37am<b>xxthechosenguyxx</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 5:08pm<b>ChelzTheWolfGirl</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 1:26pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 3:45pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 12:44pm<b>RayneWolf13</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 3:47am<b>hewbzy</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 11:08pm<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 12:07pm<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 9:57am<b>ryan4723</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 7:13pm<b>Paws_Cat</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 3:07pm<b>codyflanders2008</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 11:15pm<b>IdaE</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 11:08pm<b>3051628</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 6:00am

Liked!<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 12:54am<b>denaeb123</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 12:33am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 5:22am<b>IdaE</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 5:08am<b>dreamer2012</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 8:28pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:04am<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 12:09am<b>Aquamarine9</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 11:16pm<b>KRAZYKILLAKLOWN</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 11:44pm<b>camogirl2249</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 12:26am<b>taylor21398</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 5:42pm<b>nopethanks</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 9:22pm<b>Katthebamf</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 1:20am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:17am

derp_taco's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of derp_taco's badges

derp_taco's favorite FMLs

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, I received a rejection letter from a job I desperately wanted. Yesterday, the job offer I'd been stalling on in while waiting for news about this one expired. FML

#21367239
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20199) - you deserved it (7115)

On 03/03/2015 at 12:18pm - work - by badtiming (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

#21367193
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24885) - you deserved it (1869)

On 03/03/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by Hi-Tech (woman) - Europe

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21855) - you deserved it (8498)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26458) - you deserved it (5016)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

#21366872
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23202) - you deserved it (3592)

On 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anomaly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML

#21367098
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22105) - you deserved it (3199) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/02/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by Marc (man) - Hong Kong

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML

#21366785
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (9447)

On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

Today, I noticed my ex was feeling down. We ended things on good terms and I've been wanting to start things up again, so I figured I'd bring him dinner to cheer him up and maybe hang out. Looks like he and his one night stand get to eat my home cooked food while I go home to Netflix. FML

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

#21366431
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26558) - you deserved it (3714)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16880) - you deserved it (50406)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

#21364862
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27772) - you deserved it (2027)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

#21364599
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31620) - you deserved it (2198)

On 02/27/2015 at 1:24pm - health - by Mark (man) - Malta

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

#21364532
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32980) - you deserved it (2368)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:29am - misc - by MCForty (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

#21364342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27969) - you deserved it (5171)

On 02/27/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by milked (woman) - United States



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #12
  • Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful stuff we've been sent by people from all over the world. Hope you…

Tuesday 3 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: