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derp_taco

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2302
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About derp_taco : I like tacos,I also play American Football #97 debate me if you want. Cheers
Derp Taco over and out
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derp_taco's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

#21357201
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31750) - you deserved it (2564)

On 02/16/2015 at 7:57am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I met my new roommate. I have very bad OCD, which makes me obsess about the number 3. Turns out she has OCD, too. It makes her compulsively arrange things in only even numbers. This is going to be a long year. FML

#21357111
1 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84) - you deserved it (27)

On 02/16/2015 at 1:16am - health - by ohnooo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML

#21357102
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39670) - you deserved it (2051)

On 02/16/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

#21355550
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33174) - you deserved it (2921)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

#21355411
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33732) - you deserved it (1708)

On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

#21354774
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30104) - you deserved it (1853)

On 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

#21354562
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32245) - you deserved it (2583)

On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss refused to give me vacation time for my wedding and honeymoon because she didn't have a honeymoon and because of that apparently neither should I. FML

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

#21354035
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31376) - you deserved it (3205)

On 02/11/2015 at 11:11am - kids - by maybe? (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

#21353772
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32654) - you deserved it (2328)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:34pm - animals - by jackskellington - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my manager accused me of stealing $20. I didn't do it, but since she said she was going to call the cops, I gave her some of my own money. She still called the cops. FML

Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML

#21352626
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34019) - you deserved it (3498)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:32am - intimacy - by myself - United States

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right into my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

#21352523
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36790) - you deserved it (2042)

On 02/09/2015 at 1:23am - health - by wellalrightythen - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

#21352130
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26520) - you deserved it (3949)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm - health - by walllflower - Canada (Ontario)



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