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About deputyunderpants : I'm really boring.
Don't mind me. You're either here because I either said something really awesome or really stupid. It's usually the latter.
I wouldn't be surprised.

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Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46888) - you deserved it (4312)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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