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deputyunderpants
  • Town/Country : Fire Summit, Helll
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 106
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About deputyunderpants : I'm really boring.
Don't mind me. You're either here because I either said something really awesome or really stupid. It's usually the latter.
I wouldn't be surprised.

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Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39908) - you deserved it (3731)

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