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demi94
  • Town/Country : England, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 326
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About demi94 : Its Demi here, why don't you take a picture it lasts longer ;) princess★
British,
care nurse ,
im sweet like sugar =P,
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kik demipink dont be afraid to say hi I don't bite :P
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Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML

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