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by Rainbow92 / 08/19/2009 at 7:43pm / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Health
Today, I took chocolax to help lose some weight before I left for Miami. Turns out it doesn't happen right away like in the movies, it happens six hours later in front of your girlfriends parents, that you've just met for the first time at a very upperclass restaurant. FML
by POLYBLOT / 06/30/2009 at 1:14am / United States (Colorado) / Health
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