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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 48645
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Yesterday I Was Giving Mah Crush A Lift Home From A Mutual Friend's House . When He Got In The Car, Mah Mom Askd In French, "Is This The Guy U Won't Stop Talking About? You Can Do So Much Better!" Of All The Things I've Told About Him To Mah Mom, I Forgot To Mention He's French As Well . FML

#1380025
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56341) - you deserved it (11486)

On 04/27/2009 at 12:43am - love - by frenchgirlll (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I got a email from boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know wat is more depressing , getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. fat FML

#1189537
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On 04/21/2009 at 11:11am - work - by laxguy23 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I got a email from boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know wat is more depressing , getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. fat FML

#1189537
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60919) - you deserved it (3010)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:11am - work - by laxguy23 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours looool into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him fir the last hour. FML

#1187831
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On 04/21/2009 at 9:13am - love - by 5220 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today just after getting off the phone with a girl I am interestd in I parkd on campus an decidd to eat my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there she appeard out of nowhere an walkd to her car. I was parkd directly behind her car sitting there lyk a creepy ass. FML

#1187593
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On 04/21/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by porkieworkie (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in mah tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and mah friend jokingly hit mah head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off mah teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

#1186879
84 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... When I Was Walking In To The Grocery Store... A Van Pulls Up An A Bunch Of Guys Get Out Who Look Really Drunk. I Jokingly Said To The Sober-looking Man Who Had Driven The Van "Sucks You Have To Be The Designatd Driver!" Turns Out The "Drunk" Guys Were Actually Mentally Challengd. Mega FML

#1178108
69 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was visiting grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 an after about 30 minute I explaind to her ( I'm going to looool have to leave, it's just too hot in here ). She replid: ( You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell. ) I laughd. She didn't. FML

#993932
150 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I Finally Hooked Up With A Guy I've Been Hanging Out With Fir 2 Months!! Afterwards,hile We're Getting Dressed He Says "You Better Be Clean!! If You're Not Tell Me Now So I Dont Pass It On To My Grlfriend." Stunned , All I Could Say Was , "Grlfriend?!" His Reply , "Well Technically My Fiancée." FML

#992330
164 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by oops123 - United States (Missouri)

Today , I bougt a coral colord oodd sweatsirt,ic ma girlfriend told me was ( ot ). I wore it to a baseball game tonigt. Wen it got cold I put te ood over ma ead , only to ear everyone beind me laug. Te back of te looool ood said ( Boy crazy ). It was a teen girls sweatsirt. FML

#963370
123 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months askd me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finishd explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline an I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

#929724
99 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today I was surfing and trying to impress some grls on the beach. While I was out in the water a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

#915602
96 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by effingawwesome (man) - United States (South Carolina)

at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's sirt . I gently brused it off . Se accused me of sexual arassment . FML

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire so I assumd he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brothers wedding, and introducd me as ( the one ) to his entire family. FML

#720830
155 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 6:44am - love - by lizzardbreath (woman) - United States (California)

looool Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car!! After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch!! I found the word "No!" written all over my car!! FML

#696995
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35040) - you deserved it (60619)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by lauren (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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