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About definatelywierd : I'm from this godforsaken phallic shaped peninsula known as Florida. That should be enough.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML
Friday 17 April 2015