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Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML
by yummy(: / 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Nick / 01/26/2010 at 4:26pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by worst / 10/12/2009 at 4:23am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2009 at 12:10am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by ttsutaoka / 07/11/2009 at 3:43am / United States (California) / Transportation
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by steven / 06/24/2009 at 11:33am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by Pokerking98 / 05/16/2009 at 2:44pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
by mrWrong / 03/24/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML
by wideman / 02/28/2009 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to… Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that… Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got…