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  • Number of visits : 878
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About deepunder : Just enjoy reading the fmls, they make my life seem better. Feel free to message me.

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deepunder's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

#13655467
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19053) - you deserved it (24565)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

#5791977
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46093) - you deserved it (10042)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by worst (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

#5497361
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37561) - you deserved it (3651)

On 09/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

#3660807
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51289) - you deserved it (2362)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by ttsutaoka (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

#3171595
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18701) - you deserved it (104222)

On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by steven (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while biking I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML

#1982205
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11794) - you deserved it (53292)

On 05/16/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Pokerking98 - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84653) - you deserved it (31584)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15215) - you deserved it (59822)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)



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