About decodeIM : Umm.. hello I like to read people's FMLs to make me feel good about my life.
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- Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…