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deceivedandlied
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About deceivedandlied : Growing up and trying to understand life.

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Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37014) - you deserved it (10141)

On 11/13/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by footstuck - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20634) - you deserved it (3971)

On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

#18936126
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6409) - you deserved it (20948)

On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML

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194 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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