About deceivedandlied : Growing up and trying to understand life.
deceivedandlied's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
deceivedandlied's favorite FMLs
Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
by footstuck / 11/13/2013 at 12:51pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by donnap / 06/09/2012 at 1:54am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
by GothicbunnyxC / 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/03/2011 at 3:59pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
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