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Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
244 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177
200 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

#8980623
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On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

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On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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261 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

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382 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
107 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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104 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)



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