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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 487
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About deathstroke990 : Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML


Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39495) - you deserved it (4251)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29886) - you deserved it (12860)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (4199)

On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38362) - you deserved it (4012)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43586) - you deserved it (5236)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39448) - you deserved it (4313)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40183) - you deserved it (5305)

On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML


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On 12/26/2013 at 7:08am - love - by anon - Australia

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