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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 September 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5626
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dearjennyanyway : Photography, Music, and Nintendo 64.
Bikes>Cars [unless commuting long distances]
Don't eat meat.

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Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58092) - you deserved it (21698)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins. FML

#1864532
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58343) - you deserved it (2895)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by TheJoker (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

#1346080
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85986) - you deserved it (5870)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

#927361
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98370) - you deserved it (4688)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

#245062
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66599) - you deserved it (20723)

On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

#168503
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84587) - you deserved it (14628)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:45am - health - by Monty (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML



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