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by blububble412 / 01/21/2015 at 10:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 12:46am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, after 10 months of hard work, it was the opening night of the show I was directing. Everybody loved it, except my mother. She called it the worst thing she'd ever seen. Thanks for the support, mum. FML
by Disappointed / 02/19/2014 at 4:33pm / United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove) / Work
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
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