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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 528
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About deadhead419 : I'm chase, I'm 20, but sometimes I look 420.
Sometimes you just gotta say what the fuck, and take a chance.

I know what you're thinking. Did he quote 2 movies, or just 1? Well in all this typing I've lost track myself. But being that this is being typed from an iPhone 44s, the most powerful handheld phone in the world, and would blow your phone clean out of the water, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I know my movies. Well, do ya, punk?

The world is full of love from me. I love nature especially

Keepin it cool

"How'd you lose all your money? Did it go up your nose? Between your toes?" -Bart Simpson

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Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45719) - you deserved it (5558)

On 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28526) - you deserved it (37239)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22627) - you deserved it (45451)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58304) - you deserved it (4925)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52569) - you deserved it (6770)

On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73912) - you deserved it (4363)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was leaving my doctor's appointment when a nurse stopped me. She exclaimed, "Wow you are so skinny! What's your secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56564) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (85410) - you deserved it (4494)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32383) - you deserved it (5473)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

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