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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 December 1982 (32 years)
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About ddrluna : I don't tolerate asshattery.

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Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML


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On 05/20/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by disaster... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48555) - you deserved it (9354)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

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