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by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by drsyl54 / 03/28/2010 at 5:04am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by StinkyCactus / 01/08/2010 at 1:23am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by omglifee / 12/19/2009 at 11:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
by annonymous / 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
by coral / 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Soapy / 06/28/2009 at 3:23am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had… Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's… Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans…