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Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML
by TPelekakis / 06/08/2016 at 1:01pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML
by sucked_in / 07/22/2015 at 10:32pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Potforapeso / 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by wheezy / 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Derek Lee / 05/22/2011 at 9:53am / United States (California) / Money
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by insomnitude / 03/05/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
by Mikey832 / 08/09/2010 at 9:24am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
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