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by marie0908 / 12/17/2014 at 12:29am / France (Aquitaine) / Intimacy
by inyobeddd / 05/02/2013 at 4:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 2:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
by BrianTheLion89 / 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by Eric Ngan / 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm / Singapore / Animals
by Amy / 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by crushed dreams / 06/16/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML
by pear8head / 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by joe1234 / 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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