About dayanara : number 1
I AM NOT SCENE.
I DON'T FUCKING TOLERATE IDIOTS.
I AM PUERTO RICAN.
MY NAME MEANS HUSBAND SLAYER IN GREEK.
that is all
About dayanara : number 1
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by GroosedOut / 08/20/2009 at 8:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200m from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door I peed my pants. FML
by anon9876542 / 08/20/2009 at 7:02am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by flaps / 08/19/2009 at 5:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Ouch / 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love
by Ella / 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML
by Gordon / 07/22/2009 at 10:12am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML
by uh-oh / 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy
Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
by preggersss / 07/18/2009 at 10:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by broooooock / 07/15/2009 at 9:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/26/2009 at 10:31am / United States (Rhode Island) / Holidays
Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2009 at 7:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by steven / 06/24/2009 at 11:33am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by fml / 06/22/2009 at 5:03am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by jinxofsocal / 06/21/2009 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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