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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 May 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3366
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dayanara : number 1
I AM NOT SCENE.
number 2
I DON'T FUCKING TOLERATE IDIOTS.
number 3
I AM PUERTO RICAN.
number 4
MY NAME MEANS HUSBAND SLAYER IN GREEK.

that is all

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dayanara's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML

by GroosedOut / 08/20/2009 at 8:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200m from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door I peed my pants. FML

by anon9876542 / 08/20/2009 at 7:02am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I re-dislocated my arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off. FML

by flaps / 08/19/2009 at 5:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

by Ouch / 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

by Ella / 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

by Gordon / 07/22/2009 at 10:12am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

by uh-oh / 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy

Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML

by preggersss / 07/18/2009 at 10:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation

Today, it dawned on me that I've been married for 6 months, but because of the Army I've spent only around 12 days total with my wife. FML

by broooooock / 07/15/2009 at 9:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2009 at 10:31am / United States (Rhode Island) / Holidays

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2009 at 7:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

by steven / 06/24/2009 at 11:33am / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, I told my dad I was going to Walgreens and asked if he needed anything. He needed condoms, and that I should call him when I get there so he can explain the kind he likes. FML

by fml / 06/22/2009 at 5:03am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

by jinxofsocal / 06/21/2009 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy