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  • Number of visits : 349
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About dawsonstar : I'm Matt. I'm an actor. I sing. I play trumpet. And I play League of Legends. I enjoy meeting new people, so my kik is below.

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Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML


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On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML


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On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38358) - you deserved it (24265)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Roy Lawson - United States (California)

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML


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On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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