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davincidasecond

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davincidasecond

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davincidasecond
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5728
  • Number of comments : 627
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About davincidasecond : Weeeeell, I'm a:
Senior in college.
Rugby player/fan.
Comic book geek.
Guy who comes on FML to laugh.

Just a few things (out of thousands) to know about me. Feel free to shoot a message. But please, no creepers.

davincidasecond's page activity

Visits<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 10:38pm<b>ADDiva</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:24am<b>noodlemantra</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 10:32pm<b>joco4</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 11:16pm<b>MrGodface</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 11:39pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 4:15pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 8:27pm<b>MoxieJones</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 6:26pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 12:39am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 3:58pm<b>NoBothersForMe</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 10:42pm<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 8:57pm<b>Duhitstori</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 11:49pm<b>ashpash207</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 3:51pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 11:46pm<b>undere</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 6:24pm<b>joshklander</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 4:42pm<b>WTFMyLifeSucks21</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 11:18pm

Fucked!<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 2:27am<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 5:46am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 2:02pm<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 11:30pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 6:35am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:48pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:05pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 4:27am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 8:01am<b>_mittlieder_</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 4:23am<b>zBerryz</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 6:24am

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davincidasecond's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML

#21502621
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18753) - you deserved it (6425)

On 12/11/2015 at 2:48pm - love - by strictly cum prancing (woman) - United States

Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML

#21502268
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23106) - you deserved it (3029)

On 12/10/2015 at 1:45pm - love - by pregnantapparently (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend jumped into my arms for a kiss. She's done it before, but this time I wasn't expecting it. I fell backwards, straight through my glass coffee table. FML

#21502189
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23218) - you deserved it (1943)

On 12/10/2015 at 8:45am - health - by fucking SUCKS let's do it LIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEE! (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML

#21502177
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22435) - you deserved it (2324)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:34am - misc - by MiceMiles (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I've become so accustomed to finding my sister drunk or otherwise passed out in the same spot in the living room that every time I go in there, I instinctively lift my feet higher as though to step over her, even when she's not there. FML

#21502057
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20979) - you deserved it (1557)

On 12/09/2015 at 9:59pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

#21502042
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20029) - you deserved it (1323)

On 12/09/2015 at 9:24pm - misc - by child - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML

#21501998
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20866) - you deserved it (1502)

On 12/09/2015 at 6:42pm - love - by PerturbedStudent (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML

#21501908
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21581) - you deserved it (1959)

On 12/09/2015 at 2:26pm - animals - by Jack W. - United States

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

#21501584
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21092) - you deserved it (5171)

On 12/08/2015 at 6:08pm - love - by neverleavingthehouseagain (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I confronted my friend about the £260 he owes me. He got offended and said, "Friends don't have to pay back." He called me selfish and walked off. FML

#21501579
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21930) - you deserved it (2017)

On 12/08/2015 at 5:56pm - money - by *sigh* - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She said no because she doesn't want to be tied down for the rest of her life. We already have 3 children, a mortgage, and joint bank accounts. How much more tied down could we possibly get? FML

#21501461
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28708) - you deserved it (2627)

On 12/08/2015 at 12:21pm - love - by Nile (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

#21501460
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (2451)

On 12/08/2015 at 12:14pm - love - by alexa (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

#21501271
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22235) - you deserved it (3165)

On 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by Hormones apparently (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at my wedding reception, my wife's Grandfather decided to sing for everyone. The first words out of his mouth once he got the microphone were, "I'm a Senior Swinger." I had to explain to my appalled guests that it was just the name of the chorus group at his retirement home. FML

#21500533
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20515) - you deserved it (1743)

On 12/05/2015 at 8:46pm - misc - by ohnohedidnt (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like my car keys. FML

#21500495
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19994) - you deserved it (3860)

On 12/05/2015 at 6:15pm - misc - by Anon - United States (North Carolina)



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