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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5182
  • Number of comments : 612
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About davincidasecond : Weeeeell, I'm a:
Senior in college.
Rugby player/fan.
Comic book geek.
Guy who comes on FML to laugh.

Just a few things (out of thousands) to know about me. Feel free to shoot a message. But please, no creepers.

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davincidasecond's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26689) - you deserved it (1820)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21683) - you deserved it (5271)

On 08/07/2015 at 11:16am - work - by not telling you my name (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24250) - you deserved it (1970)

On 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my new puppy has worms by him scooting his butt across my new carpet. It's like smeared spaghetti. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23819) - you deserved it (2447)

On 08/04/2015 at 5:42pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25469) - you deserved it (2259)

On 08/03/2015 at 1:31am - health - by sendhelp - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML


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On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25483) - you deserved it (2563)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML


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On 07/28/2015 at 8:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (2969)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25273) - you deserved it (3993)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML


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On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26645) - you deserved it (1814)

On 07/17/2015 at 10:59am - work - by yeah - United States (Oregon)

Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25925) - you deserved it (7005)

On 07/16/2015 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by jealousgirl - United Kingdom

Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24966) - you deserved it (1775)

On 07/14/2015 at 8:00am - work - by mississpissi (woman) - United Kingdom (Slough)

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