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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1110
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

#20556322
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51667) - you deserved it (6263)

On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML

#20397287
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27920) - you deserved it (4722)

On 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by maxedoutidiot - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

#20136968
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23533) - you deserved it (5185)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21758) - you deserved it (6394)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33489) - you deserved it (2848)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

#19517989
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (5494)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30988) - you deserved it (2316)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
710 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18706) - you deserved it (95312)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15396) - you deserved it (36570)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (12830)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83338) - you deserved it (6244)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

#15689695
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14162) - you deserved it (39529)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Payte -

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55349) - you deserved it (27732)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45615) - you deserved it (7722)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States



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