About datguyuno : I like cool people and cool things and food and playing and boobies and girls and talking as hanging out and playing basketball, tennis, football and xbox and I like sleeping and staying up and juice and soda and water and meat and vegetables and fruit and chairs and sofas and TVs and Jesus and goin to church and music and Taylor Swift and getting on the computer and using the computer and stalkers who read my About Me ;D
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by unknown / 02/26/2012 at 8:53am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML
by TiredMom / 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by rejected4ever / 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm / United States / Love
by A / 02/09/2012 at 1:37am / United States / Animals
by jodibut / 02/06/2012 at 11:18am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by dreefsa / 02/05/2012 at 3:08am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm / United States / Kids
by dumb mother / 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ParkerRommel / 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Allergic / 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy