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About datgamerchick : Jess. I'm 18, and I like funny things. Good grammar is sexy.

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Today mah dad informed me that mah prom dress makes me look chubby from the side gives me "back fat" and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking lyk that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

#19287255
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25497) - you deserved it (10199)

On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)

Today, ma new roommate told me e was bisexual . A little concernd, I opend up and told im tat made me uncomfortable . His reply: "O don't worry, I'm only attractd to good looking guys." FML

#19232371
104 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today, ma friend told me ow se crept out last nigt to ook up wit er boyfriend. At one point, se said se ( snack ) out, so I correctd er by saying it's ( snuck ). My boyfriend snortd, sowd us in a dictionary tat it's actually ( sneakd ) and calld us ( fucking idiots ). FML

#19204484
157 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

I got mah score back fir the monologue I performed. I got points taken off fir "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

#19182467
53 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating a meatball sub wen a meatball fell out and rolld into my air and all down my sirt . I couldn't fine te missing meatball anywere . I found it later, in my andbag . mega FML

#19179734
102 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (29619)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today I was talking to my grandpa whila ha was gardaning outsida. Suddanly I faal this hard salty thing fly into my mouth an I spit it out. It turnd out to ba a baatla. My grandpa takas ona look at tha baatla an says "Wall at laast that poor bug finally got u to shut up." raal FML

#19119481
74 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and fakd being stood up, just so I could eat there breadsticks. FML

#19101207
220 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I had a debate with mah grlfriend abouthether giving brth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the oneho said giving brth hurt more. FML

#19053808
248 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Taday after parking mah car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that mah tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

#19052794
90 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I ad a tecnical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to elp te patient defecate but my opening sentence cummed out as: "Hello I'm Jan. I'm ere to elp you take a sit." FML

#19030539
99 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I showed off mah new tattoo to mah friends. Too bad it says ( Walk Earless ) now instead of ( Walk Fereless. ) That's looool right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714
202 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

#18988711
97 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Using A Restroom When I Hered Someone Sneeze . I Said, "Bless You." It Happened Again About Three Times, So I Repeated Myself Each Time . I Then Noticed It Was An Automatic Air Freshener . FML

#18981474
120 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)



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