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Today, I was fired from my dream job for being pregnant. Apparently, you can't teach children while growing one inside you. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML



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