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Today, while looool driving home, I swervd to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swervd to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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89 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 12:04pm - misc - by newly passed, newly grassed (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today.. . Mah Daughtar Dacidad It'd Ba Funny To Changa Tha Tima On Mah Clock . My Boss Didn't Think It Was Funny . FML

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On 12/06/2014 at 11:10am - work - by graciegold95 - United States (California)

Yesterday , I went to dinner at parents' house . I was going to surprise them by introducing them to new boyfriend . They decidd to surprise me too , by inviting ex to the dinner . Everyone was surprisd tonight . FML

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On 12/05/2014 at 10:35pm - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

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On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

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On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to cancel mah plans to go see mah grandma, cuz I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her mah name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. mega FML

#21249110
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On 08/31/2014 at 3:27pm - kids - by TheFatOne - United States

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

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119 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some doucebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even ave tat going for me. FML

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On 08/27/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by leem (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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On 08/13/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Was Taking A Shower When The Soap Began To Burn Mah Eyes Worse Than They've Ever Burnd Before . I Quickly Grabbd Whatever Cloth I Could Find To Rub Mah Eyes With . My Dad's Old Underwear Was The Last Thing I Would Expect To Find Lying Near The Tub . Fat FML

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On 07/06/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by x.x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... while at the waterpark... some guy cummed up to me an profusely thanked me fir wereing a one-piece swimsuit. FML

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On 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by ifeelfat (woman) - United States

Today... some pig slappd my ass as e passd me in te street... ten lookd back at me wit a drty grin. His grin turnd to orroren e realizd tat I'm actually a guy... ten to anger as e bitcd me out 4 "tricking" im by "looking like a cick". fat FML

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On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday , Mah Brain Decided To Go Into Suicide Mode. So Far I've Managed To Open A Fridge Door Into Mah Face , Walk Balls-first Into The Corner Of A Table , And Sliced Mah Finger While Trying To Cut Open Some Thick Plastic Packaging With Scissors. I'll Probably Be Dead By The Time This Is Posted. FML

#21165186
110 comments

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On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today... my students turnd in teir male figure artwork. One absolute idiot ad te smart idea of drawing me and te TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at te explicitness... anger at te disrespect... and yet awe at ow well-drawn it was. FML

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129 comments

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On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe



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