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About darwinism : Hello. Not much to say here really, except that maybe I appreciate correct grammar, even if it is FML. I would let most errors go (as sometimes it is an honest mistake), but If an error really peeves me I will correct it. I do tend to make the odd spelling mistake, but this is to be expected when using a phone that is not as smart as the manufacturer claims it to be. I generally use British English by the way, so using or adding a "u" should not be considered as an error in writing. I come here for a laugh every now and then, and sometimes make my own little contribution.


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