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darkmis1
  • Town/Country : Slippery Rock, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 126885
  • Number of comments : 2399
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 55 posted

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Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29906) - you deserved it (2300)

On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30310) - you deserved it (3918)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML

#14931650
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31490) - you deserved it (3705)

On 02/11/2011 at 2:04am - health - by Eres (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

#14895293
79 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (3116)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

#13082882
74 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML

#8993133
211 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 7:50am - intimacy - by cheated (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

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376 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States



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