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darkinners
  • Town/Country : Hong Kong, Hong Kong
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 August 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About darkinners : I am a Musician from Hong Kong, I love music and movie and photography, if you are interested in all these and want to meet a new friend to discuss with, hook me up : )

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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16532) - you deserved it (53580)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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