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darkfire4eva

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darkfire4eva

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2200
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About darkfire4eva : Mmm... 2 words
1st word: 4 letters
2nd word: 3 letters

Could mean anything. Hi there. I'm Zoey.

Enough about me though.

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darkfire4eva's favorite FMLs

Today I Want With My Girlfriand To Tha Gym For Tha First Tima. I Knaw I Was In Bad Shapa... But I Bat Har That I Could Lift Mora Than Har. Not Only Did I Gat My Ass Handd To Ma By A 5'... 115lbs Girl In Front Of Tha Antira Gym... I Also Hava To Attand Zumba In Bright Pink Spandax. FML

#21231691
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (38111)

On 08/07/2014 at 11:36am - health - by Dancing King (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today , one of ma customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it , about a andful of used condoms collided wit ma face. I don't know if I sould be disgusted by tis or disgusted by ma customer. mega FML

#21231545
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44678) - you deserved it (3860)

On 08/07/2014 at 5:09am - intimacy - by failallday (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was doing a dasign skatc fir work. I snappad a pic an sant it to ma boss. Sa rapliad, "Imprassiva. Nica skatc too." I was drawing at oma, nakad. My dick was in ta pictura. looool FML

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought looool this was funny an I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon an she got to enjoy it. FML

#21219985
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19524) - you deserved it (50618)

On 07/25/2014 at 2:05am - animals - by fuckendog (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

Today, I walked in on mah 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56784) - you deserved it (41799)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either mah boobs or mah ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he putted his hand on mah butt, an not five minute later was snoring. fat FML

#21217074
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40344) - you deserved it (6586)

On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was scrubbing ta bloody aftarmat of a succassful mousa trap off of my stova wit an old tootbrus. Aftar a faw good scrubs, out of abit I puttad ta tootbrus in my moutila I turnad on ta watar. FML

Today, I left the house I'm staying at, not knowing that thunderstorms were forecast. I cummd back from work to find dog shit splatterd all over the kitchen. Apparently the dogs I'm watching don't lyk thunder. FML

#21209155
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37748) - you deserved it (4852)

On 07/14/2014 at 6:48pm - animals - by Hiimhaileypotter (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, me an my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home . My phone started vibrating half-way through, an when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered . It wasn't a phone call . It was a face time . Busted . FML

#21208909
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (49140)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59480) - you deserved it (12567)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML

#21200680
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53104) - you deserved it (8248)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Was Taking A Shower When The Soap Began To Burn Mah Eyes Worse Than They've Ever Burnd Before . I Quickly Grabbd Whatever Cloth I Could Find To Rub Mah Eyes With . My Dad's Old Underwear Was The Last Thing I Would Expect To Find Lying Near The Tub . Fat FML

#21200186
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37831) - you deserved it (5155)

On 07/06/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by x.x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , My Dad Interruptd My Job Interview With A Phone Call , Just To Say "I Fuckd Yur Mom." No Shit , Dad .

#21199559
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44583) - you deserved it (7100)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guyho planned thehole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

#21198798
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49270) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm - work - by zl5 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)



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