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darkelf549

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 March 1974 (42 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 159
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About darkelf549 : Married father of 2 of the best kids....well at 18 & 21 I use the term loosely. Just a regular guy that likes to laugh. More times than not bc I can relate to the stories here. Want to know more, feel free to ask.

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Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

by Anonymous / 06/01/2013 at 3:51am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy