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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 582
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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dareyale's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter admitted why her grades, which are usually straight A's, have been slipping the past few weeks. Turns out she has been deliberately failing tests to avoid becoming valedictorian, so she won't have to deliver a speech at graduation. FML

#21148414
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49319) - you deserved it (6078)

On 05/22/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by stillaproudfather (man) - United States

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

#21027337
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47000) - you deserved it (7333)

On 01/14/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by rholt (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML

#21013669
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49480) - you deserved it (7801)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

#20836718
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56492) - you deserved it (6393)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML

#20804067
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39442) - you deserved it (3846)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by dareyale (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I caught my roommate pouring back his leftover milk from his cereal back into the jug to "save money." FML

#20799167
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46148) - you deserved it (3488)

On 07/23/2013 at 9:21am - misc - by why (man) -

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

#20782183
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43701) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/14/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by nice one - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

#20703566
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60138) - you deserved it (5901)

On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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