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dannondarko

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 92
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dannondarko : I like turtles

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Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9135) - you deserved it (41478)

On 01/02/2013 at 10:01am - misc - by AmberHavoc - United Kingdom

Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18424) - you deserved it (50697)

On 12/25/2012 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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